i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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