I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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