I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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