The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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