i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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