She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
