Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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