Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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