at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
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