i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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