I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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