i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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