When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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