I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Damn victory sex feels great
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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