she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
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