i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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