drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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