i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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