normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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