just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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