Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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