Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Princesses don't give blow jobs
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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