brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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