Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
My life is pants optional.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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