Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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