You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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