If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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