I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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