We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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