Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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