bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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