he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Randomize
