If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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