How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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