I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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