My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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