Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I haven't been this sober since birth.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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