Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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