I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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