It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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