i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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