I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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