SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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