i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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