Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
