Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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