Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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