Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
is it fun? or sober?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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