He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I'm determined to sit on that face.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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