i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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