so that wasnt chicken after all
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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