I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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