dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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