If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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