I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
