i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Randomize
