It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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