is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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