Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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