chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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